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People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”
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small brain: if willy wonka got made today people on tumblr would wanna fuck him
galactic brain: people on tumblr would absolutely 100% wanna fuck the blue guy from the music video for Hit That by The Offspring
just watch this and you’ll see what i mean
(Via animejebbush Source: animejebbush) 345 notes | 6 hours ago Tagged: #LOOOOOOL I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
this dramatique lighting….
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a conversation i saw on twitter about statues worth keeping reminded me of what is easily one of my favorites.
this is outside of the university of maryland’s student union building, a bench with a statue of one of UMd’s most universally beloved alumni, jim henson, conversing with kermit. people (usually incoming freshmen) will sit down next to them and have their picture taken. it’s one of the most pure and beautiful things on this earth.
this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite.
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came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
(Via cognitohazardous Source: beetledrink) 12,045 notes | 11 hours ago
Face/Off
Directed by John Woo (1997)
(Via 204 Source: mostlymovies) 3,850 notes | 15 hours ago Tagged: #legendary
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